WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Leonard Hatred 5:05 Fri Dec 14
What would you miss about this country if you emigrated?
Apart from family and friends?

Everything I used to like about it has gone.

Proper pubs and pub culture, West Ham, the music shops on Denmark Street. All gorn.

I might miss a decent PIE but that's about it I reckon.

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JAC 1:31 Wed Dec 19
Re: What would you miss about this country if you emigrated?
When I lived in Singapore I missed...

East Ham Workingmans Club on matchdays

Cold weather on Christmas Day (not right sitting by the pool on Decemeber 25th)

Decent TV

BRANDED 11:47 Mon Dec 17
Re: What would you miss about this country if you emigrated?
Whingers.


I'd miss whinging fucking Brits omplaining about every fucking thing.

In a hot country you just reach up and pick a banana. In the UK the fiest thing you do is whinge for at least 15 minutes. Then you have a bacon sarnie and a cup of builders.

This is sn experience that is uniquely British.

Hammer and Pickle 11:42 Mon Dec 17
Re: What would you miss about this country if you emigrated?
Never found shrooms outside the country while they're everywhere in the UK.

peroni 10:22 Mon Dec 17
Re: What would you miss about this country if you emigrated?
Ha! That, I can deal with.

Claret Badger 9:58 Mon Dec 17
Re: What would you miss about this country if you emigrated?

peroni 9:19 Mon Dec 17

with my internet keyboard blade mush

i'll stripe you with my hash key

peroni 9:19 Mon Dec 17
Re: What would you miss about this country if you emigrated?
Claret Badger 9:03 Mon Dec 17

A knife? You threatening to stab me mate?

ray winstone 9:08 Mon Dec 17
Re: What would you miss about this country if you emigrated?
Claret Badger wrote....

a few cunts here nowadays who need to fuck off abroad - and let some fresh blood in who aren't jaded ,bigoted, right wing, know-nothing, idiotic, blinkered narrow-minded fucks


But that’d only leave me and Kronic.....

Claret Badger 9:03 Mon Dec 17
Re: What would you miss about this country if you emigrated?

peroni 8:07 Mon Dec 17

sounds like i hit a nerve

maybe i'll use a fucking knife next time you prick

Lato 8:10 Mon Dec 17
Re: What would you miss about this country if you emigrated?
Sunday Roast. My youngest boy is in the Phillipines at the moment craving for roast potato's

peroni 8:07 Mon Dec 17
Re: What would you miss about this country if you emigrated?
Claret Badger 6:46 Mon Dec 17

I was really enjoying, and agreeing with your comments there. Then I realised you were an even bigger prick than the people you described in your last paragraph.

BRANDED 7:17 Mon Dec 17
Re: What would you miss about this country if you emigrated?
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Claret Badger 6:46 Mon Dec 17
Re: What would you miss about this country if you emigrated?
proper pubs
proper food
proper police
proper weather (ie we have some - it's changeable)
proper countryside
proper indigenous "non threatening" animals
proper supermarkets
proper cheese
proper healthcare system

a few cunts here nowadays who need to fuck off abroad - and let some fresh blood in who aren't jaded ,bigoted, right wing, know-nothing, idiotic, blinkered narrow-minded fucks

mashed in maryland 3:41 Mon Dec 17
Re: What would you miss about this country if you emigrated?
https://www.flickr.com/photos/spanier/4550954933

Branded and Gavros meeting up in Hackney Wick before the Fulham game

simon.s 3:33 Mon Dec 17
Re: What would you miss about this country if you emigrated?
If you don’t get robbed on the streets of Hackney, you’ll get robbed in the coffee shops.

And the poor people haven’t gone away from those areas you mentioned, BRANDED.

They just see the influx of the posh twats and hipsters as more opportunities for thieving.

BRANDED 3:24 Mon Dec 17
Re: What would you miss about this country if you emigrated?
They do have spoons if you need one

mashed in maryland 3:20 Mon Dec 17
Re: What would you miss about this country if you emigrated?
Pubs selling £6 pints of craft IPA and cafes selling similarly priced vegan smoothies and smashed avocado on organic feminist toasted ciabatta may not be "corporate" but they're no less cookie-cutter.

BRANDED 2:28 Mon Dec 17
Re: What would you miss about this country if you emigrated?
Bruuno

No they're not. They are a mix of people, businesses ( but lots of independents) and the polar opposite of shit corporate identikit suburbs and towns.

Northern Sold 1:46 Mon Dec 17
Re: What would you miss about this country if you emigrated?
You'll love Arizona Lenny son.... only spent 5 days there but would love to go back... absolute breath of fresh air compared to next door Nevada... and it's bullet hole State signs

Willtell 12:53 Mon Dec 17
Re: What would you miss about this country if you emigrated?
In my 12th year abroad I miss Crunchy Nut Cornflakes, London Pride, Mulligatawny soup - all things not available here.

Fuck all else...

ozhammerhead 12:47 Mon Dec 17
Re: What would you miss about this country if you emigrated?
Just spent ages reading all the comments for this post. Most interesting and entertaining. I actually emigrated to Australia as a Ten Pound Pom in late 1971 with my then girlfriend. Travelled a fair bit in those years too.
I would have to agree with many of the things people do miss or would if they emigrated. Such as the beautiful countryside and it's pubs, pie and mash shops, the history, going to watch the Hammers, a cold Christmas in the UK, snow in winter occasionally, the variety of TV entertainment, etc.
But generally not the weather (except for the lovely summer days when they do come), not the knife crime (though there never was much of that in my day), not the amount of immigration and seemingly halal food domination.
There's no doubt that London is an important multi cultural city. And it is a very popular tourist destination. However I do think that many Londoners seem to be still of the opinion that the empire is still alive and well. It's not. But at least the Commonwealth is a great legacy.
As for the soccer (oops, sorry, football), well the Premier League is absolutely wonderful. Fortunately I can watch it on TV quite cheaply here in Perth, WA. I even stay up to watch the Hammers 'live' until 1am our time. Woohoo! If not then I can watch nearly all the matches virtually 'live' the next morning by not checking the scores.
There'll always be an England, as Dame Vera Lynn would say in song, god bless her!

young woody 10:15 Mon Dec 17
Re: What would you miss about this country if you emigrated?
My cricket club

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